FREE PHONE

[poguemahone]

AN ABSOLUTE MONSTER OF AN 82 YEAR OLD SLAPPER IN THE PUB LAST NIGHT, WAS OFFERING TO SHOW HER TITS TO ANYONE WHO WOULD BUY HER A DRINK. AT THE END OF THE NIGHT SHE WAS OFFERING A BRAND NEW IPHONE6 TO ANYONE WHO'D TAKE HER HOME AND HAVE SEX WITH HER.
IT TURNS OUT THE FREE IPHONE6 SHE WAS OFFERING IS JUST AN OLD BASIC SAMSUNG WITH THE CAPS LOCK STUCK ON

[eboswan]

OH DEAR, I, VE ALSO MET HER SHE MUST SPEND HER TIME TRAVELING AROUND PUBS.

[Raj]

DIDNT SHE GO BY THE NAME OF ........... HMMMMM ........ WHAT WAS IT AGAIN ....... EDNA?

[Blackbaronfish]

I went first🤪.... I’ve replied on my iPhone 6

[eboswan]

sorry fellas, I have an itch that you guys should be aware of

[poguemahone]

sorry fellas, I have an itch that you guys should be aware of

probably twin lamb disease bri, call the vet in the morning

[eboswan]

sorry fellas, I have an itch that you guys should be aware of

probably twin lamb disease bri, call the vet in the morning

Will do