nut allergy

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poguemahone
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nut allergy

Sun Mar 31, 2019 10:11 pm

a bloke was lying collapsed on the floor in the pub last night, his face all swollen and sore.
the landlord asked what was wrong with him ?
i said ''he's eaten half a packet of nuts''
landlord said ''has he got a nut allergy'' ?
i said ''no, they were my fuckin nuts''

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Re: nut allergy

Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:53 am

:lol: :lol:
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Re: nut allergy

Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:42 pm

I love you, Steve ,,, :lol:
“It's the Indian, not the arrow"

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Re: nut allergy

Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:43 pm

Give my regards to your mother-in-law ... she who cannot be named!
“It's the Indian, not the arrow"

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Re: nut allergy

Fri Apr 19, 2019 10:49 pm

Raj wrote:
Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:43 pm
Give my regards to your mother-in-law ... she who cannot be named!
aye up Raj me owd duck, at o'rate muck ? dust ere, ar anner seyn thee kickin abite much on ere youth ;)

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