nut allergy

[poguemahone]

a bloke was lying collapsed on the floor in the pub last night, his face all swollen and sore.
the landlord asked what was wrong with him ?
i said ''he's eaten half a packet of nuts''
landlord said ''has he got a nut allergy'' ?
i said ''no, they were my fuckin nuts''

[eboswan]

[Raj]

I love you, Steve ,,,

[Raj]

Give my regards to your mother-in-law ... she who cannot be named!

[poguemahone]

Give my regards to your mother-in-law ... she who cannot be named!

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