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poguemahone
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local mp

Tue Aug 07, 2018 10:44 pm

the local mp was in town this morning, so i complained to her about her immigration policy.
i told her 3 of my friends were kidnapped by somalian pirates on saturday.
she said ''thats awful, but i dont see what thats got to do with our immigration policy''
i said ''they were on tunstall park boating lake at the time''
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Blackbaronfish
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Re: local mp

Wed Aug 08, 2018 5:39 am

Your lucky to still have boats on a boating lake :shock:

BBF
Did I mention that I'm the only one to have attended EVERY meet since we started
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Re: local mp

Wed Aug 08, 2018 7:04 am

YOur lucky too have friends :mrgreen:
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Re: local mp

Wed Aug 08, 2018 5:01 pm

eboswan wrote: ↑
Wed Aug 08, 2018 7:04 am
 YOur lucky too have friends :mrgreen:
i used to have lots of imaginary friends bri, but the medication has taken them all away :(
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