Last boat

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Blackbaronfish
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Last boat

Wed Mar 28, 2018 8:09 am

A British Navy Destroyer stops four Muslims in a row boat, rowing towards Brighton ."The captain gets on the loud hailer and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft, where are you heading?" One of the Muslims stands up and shouts, "We are invading England !"
The crew of the Destroyer all start laughing and when the captain finally stops laughing, he gets back on the loud hailer and says, "Just the four of you?"
The Muslim stands up again and shouts, "No, we're the last four. The other 6 million are already there!"
Did I mention that I'm the only one to have attended EVERY annual meet since we started

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Re: Last boat

Wed Mar 28, 2018 2:07 pm

I would laugh,but it's true.
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Re: Last boat

Wed Mar 28, 2018 2:50 pm

A Russian spy and an IRA supporter walks in to a busy pub
The barman shouts
Your usual
Mr Corbyn..............
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