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[FPoole]

I saw this on another forum. A guy picks up loads of golf balls at his local course and stuffs his pockets full. He then gets on the bus and sits by a blonde women. She keeps staring at his bulging pockets, so he says" It's golf balls". She looked real puzzled for a minute and then asked if it hurt as bad as tennis elbow.

[Geordie]

I saw this on another forum. A guy picks up loads of golf balls at his local course and stuffs his pockets full. He then gets on the bus and sits by a blonde women. She keeps staring at his bulging pockets, so he says" It's golf balls". She looked real puzzled for a minute and then asked if it hurt as bad as tennis elbow.

[Blackbaronfish]

I wonder what she would have said if it was marbles he had

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