I despair!

[Timmytree]

Just put the TV on and there was "Tipping point" in all its banal glory. Right in time for a question to the dopey blonde-ish bimbo who had obviously lost her "vacant" sign.

Who arranged the first package tour in 1841?

BRITISH AIRWAYS?

God help any kids that idiot has!

[Roger5]

Mr Cook will be rolling in his grave

[Brooksy]

Speaking of BA in a way, I met one of their cabin crew on holiday and she told me about one of her fellow trainees when they first joined the company.
The trainers introduction to BA included this piece of info.

"We work a 40 hour week but only get paid for 38, so every 4 weeks you get a day in lieu."

Trainee.... wait for it... "Ooh good, I love Cornwall."

[TenMetrePeter]

LOL everyone round here knows it was Monarch Airlines.

[T 20]

Mr Cook will be rolling in his grave

His first travel agency is still standing in Leicester :-

http://www.picturesofengland.com/img/X/1115193.jpg


All the best Mick

[Timmytree]

I'm hooked on watching the brain deads on this programme!!
Todays classic, from another woman.

Q, What part of its body does a rattlesnake use to inject venom into its victim?

A, ITS TAIL?

[Roger5]

I'm hooked on watching the brain deads on this programme!!
Todays classic, from another woman.

Q, What part of its body does a rattlesnake use to inject venom into its victim?

A, ITS TAIL?

There is a good side to this, I doubt she will ever get pregnant, thinking about it I might be wrong there, I can't be having a baby, I never touched his toe. Rog

[Blackbaronfish]

Tim you're watching far too much tv .Pull yourself together and dust off the prosport

BBF

[Timmytree]

Tim you're watching far too much tv .Pull yourself together and dust off the prosport

BBF

Nothing to shoot around here!