winning the lottery

[wastrel]

after a fuming week long row about what they`d do after winning the lottery, a man asks his wife with a wink & grin on his face
"what would you really do if I won the lottery?"
wife still furious says, "take half & leave you!"
bloke says "well you`re in luck, I won £50 on a scratch card this morning, here`s £25, now pack your bags and &ugger off!"