dinner at daves house

[wastrel]

Russ had dinner at his friend Dave's house, all through the meal. Russ noticed Dave calling his wife honey, babe, darling etc every time he spoke to her!
afterwards they went to the pub, Russ said "I think that`s great mate, after all these years you still use all those pet names for your wife!"
Dave replied, "Nah mate, forgot her name,- years ago!"

[Andy-K2]

Nice one....