feeling sad

[wastrel]

a bloke`s at work & his face is tripping him! his workmate says
"what`s up fella, you`ve a face like a wet weekend!" bloke replies
"sometimes I just get so down y`know, downhearted, kinda, sorta!" he shrugs, his workmate says
"c`mon mate, spill, what`s ailing you?" bloke replies
"listen, I`ve never told anyone in here before, so twixt us this, right?" workmate nods & winks, bloke go`s on
"many years ago, my oldest closest friend ran off with my wife, &, well, it`s just that, sometimes, I really miss him!"