in my younger days

[wastrel]

my kids asked me what I did in my younger days? I told them I was a boxer for a short while, my son asked me excitedly "did you have a name dad?" I said yeah son, (dancing around ATP shadow boxing) they called me the Candle I said! "was that cos you were quick dad? did you flicker like a flame?" he said, I said no, it`s cos one blow & I was out! my trainer said with two evenly matched fighters it was like a game of chess, with me on the other hand, it was more like a crossword, I went in vertical & came out horizontal! I got knocked down so many times I thought my name was "10-OUT" by the end I had a cauliflower bum! so I took up carpentry!

[Blackbaronfish]

Oh dear

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