Did you know...

[TenMetrePeter]

In the international metric system one newton is defined as the force that will accelerate a mass of onekilogram at the rate of one meter per second per second. It equals about 0.10 kilograms of force.
Or the weight of one apple at sea level.

[poguemahone]

its cost billions to put satellites in space, to relay weather info and data back to computers that cost billions,
yet we still look up at the sky and say ''its a bit dark over bills mothers''

[eboswan]

Pete is asking to be banned with a post that none of us can understand

[TenMetrePeter]

Pete is asking to be banned with a post that none of us can understand

I think I killed the back to school thread too.
The only important words here are Newton and Apple

[Blackbaronfish]

Did you know I’m fed up with Christmas already

BBF

[eboswan]

Did you know I’m fed up with Christmas already

BBF

This is the first

BAH HUMBUG

Of 2017

[pjgtech]

To create an ever lasting engine that needs no fuel....

Everyone knows when you drop a slice of toast, it always lands butter side down.
Everyone knows that a cat always lands on its feet.

So....

Strap a buttered slice of toast (butter side up) to a cats back and then drop the cat, and..... it will miraculously spin forever in mid air...

[wastrel]

To create an ever lasting engine that needs no fuel....

Everyone knows when you drop a slice of toast, it always lands butter side down.
Everyone knows that a cat always lands on its feet.

So....

Strap a buttered slice of toast (butter side up) to a cats back and then drop the cat, and..... it will miraculously spin forever in mid air...

invent an engine that runs whilst trying to `out remember` my wife, hey presto, ever running engine!