A stiff one

[Timmytree]

Certainly sir
Its been awhile sir, let me just blow the dust of your glass

Heres your pint sir
Now about the chicken and chips would sir settle for chicken crisps ? Or I could knock you up a nice curly crust ham sandwich?

Just crisps and a pickled egg please. Are you sure that's dust? It looks more like an inch of batshit?

[eboswan]

Ok sir one packet of crisps and a pickled egg
It must be your lucky day sir with every pickled egg sold today you can have a free pickled gherkin or if sir prefer's ,a small sachet of bat shit

[Timmytree]

Forget the batshit, crisps, pickled egg and a gherkin will do fine.
By the way, those peanuts behind the bar are still priced at 6d, at least 46 years old!
Thank you barmaid.

Funny looking barmaid! more whiskers than a walrus and smells of sheep!

[eboswan]

Forget the batshit, crisps, pickled egg and a gherkin will do fine.
By the way, those peanuts behind the bar are still priced at 6d, at least 46 years old!
Thank you barmaid.

Funny looking barmaid! more whiskers than a walrus and smells of sheep!

You cheeky git .....i shaved this morning,I'm wearing my best dress, this bra is cutting in, these heals are killing me and my thong,well its gone up so far I've lost it your so ungrateful
And sheep smell SHEEP SMELL you cheeky barsteward that's my best perfume

[Timmytree]

Isn't that the stuff that Turin Turambar gave you when he came back from the crusades?

[eboswan]

Isn't that the stuff that Turin Turambar gave you when he came back from the crusades?

Now that's a name I haven't seen on here for a while

[Timmytree]

Isn't that the stuff that Turin Turambar gave you when he came back from the crusades?

Now that's a name I haven't seen on here for a while

I wonder what the old bugger is doing with himself nowadays?

[eboswan]

God only knows, shame we don't hear from him and pat anymore

[Raj]

Halelujah !!!! There is still a pulse
A pint of scotch, barmaaaaaaaaaaaan !!!

[eboswan]

Halelujah !!!! There is still a pulse
A pint of scotch, barmaaaaaaaaaaaan !!!

No scotch not after last time,
You Injuns can't handle they're firewater all that whooping and a hollering ray hasn't been the same man since the scalping incident
You can have a dandelion and burdock and if you stay well behaved and don't drink from the spittoon you can have a shandy later