it makes me so mad

[poguemahone]

Nothing drives me mad ..... I am at peace with the wprld .... Ommmmm

This seems to drive other people mad

doesnt bother me Raj, but it winds ''invisible bob'' up

[Mason]

the thing that really drives me crazy, is my imaginary friend ''invisible bob'', he's totally bonkers and his imaginary dog ''gripper'' drives me mad because he wont fetch any of the sticks i throw for him

Try throwing imaginary sticks and use lots of encouragement; he'll bring them back, I guarantee.

[poguemahone]

the thing that really drives me crazy, is my imaginary friend ''invisible bob'', he's totally bonkers and his imaginary dog ''gripper'' drives me mad because he wont fetch any of the sticks i throw for him

Try throwing imaginary sticks and use lots of encouragement; he'll bring them back, I guarantee.

i'll give that a try in the park tomorrow i'll let you know how i get on, thanks for the advice

[eboswan]

I know what the problem is steve....invisible bob doesn't own a dog

[james79]

People whom use and mess with there mobile phones wile out for a rather nice meal in a fancy restaurant... stay at home and eat bloody chips instead.

People whom reverse into parking bays in shopping car parks,,, there is no point, your not saving any time it's the same maneuver the other way round, your just causing bloody traffic cue... after 3 attempts. and you are making it more difficult getting the shopping into the boot... idiots.

Wile out with your wife or girlfriend with friends... why? do bloody women have to go too the toilet together... if 2 blokes did it, it would raise a few eyebrows...

If us blokes are forced to go bloody shopping with there wife or lass.... Why? do woman have look in ever bloody shoe shop then go back too the very first one and buy the first pair of shoes they tried on, in that shop... gods truth... then a week later return them for a refund... enough to send a man metal...

Work collages whom think the work is a place of rest and spend most of the day in the toilet reading the newspaper...

Why? do hairdryers have instruction label stating... (( do not use in shower )) which complete idiots are these instructions for...

That is a standing joke with my missus and I! Every time we go out with any of her friends they disappear off to the ladies together that in itself I don't mind, the thing that bugs me (and my other half and her associates find hilarious) is that for some reason 9 times out of 10 whilst they're chatting away I seem to get propositioned by another bloke fair enough they're always friendly enough chaps but it's a little disconcerting (maybe I need to rethink my attire of a night out )

They pick you up on they're gaydar mate its not the way you dress it may be the way you mince across the dance floor

I hadn't thought of that you know. Mincing across the floor in my dress could explain it

[Raj]

And if mincing doesnt work, there is always .............. Lycra



OK .... there is something that winds me up. Big long sentences without any punctuation ... all in lower case with numerous unintended malapropisms
I understand that forums are not meant to be treatises to English language perfection ... and we are not supposed to criticise spelling, but c'mon, guys!

[poguemahone]

I know what the problem is steve....invisible bob doesn't own a dog

when the screaming in my head stops, i can hear him barking

the thing that really drives me crazy, is my imaginary friend ''invisible bob'', he's totally bonkers and his imaginary dog ''gripper'' drives me mad because he wont fetch any of the sticks i throw for him

Try throwing imaginary sticks and use lots of encouragement; he'll bring them back, I guarantee.

i'll give that a try in the park tomorrow i'll let you know how i get on, thanks for the advice

well i just got back from the park after trying your advice. i managed to find some suitable sized imaginary sticks, and started to throw them for him.
he didnt seem too keen so i ran and fetched a couple back to show him how to do it i gave him loads of encouragement, as did the sizeable crowd that had gathered to watch us after about 20 mins a bloody police car turned up think the siren frightened ''gripper'' and he legged it across the park. i got his lead and chased after him, and the police were trying to help in the chase as well, about 50yds behind me i shouted to them to go round the other end of the park and head him off, but they took no notice, and just kept shouting at ME to stop running, said they wanted to talk to me i said i'd love to have a chat, but i'd got a crazy imaginary dog to catch

[eboswan]

[Raj]

Say Hi to your imaginary friends from me, Steve