following the bbc's decision to censor the word ''faggot'' the pogues have re-named their classic xmas record ''fairytale of new york'' to ''alternativelifestyletale of new york'' in case anyone gets offended by the word ''fairy''
altogether now,
you scumbag, you maggot,
you cheap lousy cylindrical shaped pieces of reformed pork, with herbs and spices, in a rich west country sauce