A stiff one

[Sake-san]

Barman
Please so kind as to re-fill the glass of everyone on my tab, now kindly be upstanding for a birthday toast to Timmytree,
Many happy returns, good health and prosperity

[GrandadG]

Sake, how nice to find you in here
I trust you will find me a nice local (to you) Merlot , to replenish my glass
Good to hear your "voice" again

[Sake-san]

With great pleasure GG, we are most terribly well accommodated with good local Merlots and the like here in utopia.

[Raj]

Ah la vache ! C’est pas vrai !! Il n’est pas sorti de l’auberge !!!!

[Sake-san]

Indeed Raj, my problems would appear to remain

[Sake-san]

Or did you mean a rather more literal translation?

[Sake-san]

Either way do stop and have some beer but, not too much now

[Raj]

Or did you mean a rather more literal translation?

I stuck it in because the joke worked at 2 levels

[Sake-san]

Well I must commend your excellent command of French, not many non native speakers would have understood that.
Have a beer on me you erudite fellow

[Lisa_K]

Make mine a disaronno and coke please!