A stiff one

[Raj]

Why don't you use toilet paper like the rest of us?

Speak for yourself .... I use ice some mornings

[Dan]

Drinks are on me ,it's good to be back. I missed the smell of wet dog. wee ,sick and Edna .

[poguemahone]

aye up dan, didnt recognise you there mate, you look very errr.......errr.....sort of purple

[eboswan]

that`s the bruising steve edna roughed him up a little during the throws of the sloppy act

[poguemahone]

looks like edna's purple lipstick to me brian, he's covered in it
edna's been to ann summers shop today for a vibrator. the sales assistant said ''the vibrators are on those 4 shelves over there madam''
edna had a good look around, then said to the assistant ''how much is the red one on the wall'' ??
the assistant said ''thats a fire extinguisher, madam''

[Dan]

[eboswan]

:lol:

I don't know what your laughing about dan

edna`s going too use the fire extinguisher on you

better get some lube in mate

[Dan]

I'm a real man , I don't need lube

[eboswan]

I'm a real man , I don't need lube

so your used too having things pushed up your jacksie

[Blackbaronfish]

I'm a real man , I don't need lube

And soon to be a crying blip

BBF