Air Arms Owners Club

Barman
Please so kind as to re-fill the glass of everyone on my tab, now kindly be upstanding for a birthday toast to Timmytree,
Many happy returns, good health and prosperity

Sake, how nice to find you in here
I trust you will find me a nice local (to you) Merlot , to replenish my glass
Good to hear your "voice" again

With great pleasure GG, we are most terribly well accommodated with good local Merlots and the like here in utopia.

Ah la vache ! C’est pas vrai !! Il n’est pas sorti de l’auberge !!!!

Indeed Raj, my problems would appear to remain

Or did you mean a rather more literal translation?

Either way do stop and have some beer but, not too much now

Sake-san wrote:Or did you mean a rather more literal translation?

I stuck it in because the joke worked at 2 levels

Well I must commend your excellent command of French, not many non native speakers would have understood that.
Have a beer on me you erudite fellow

Make mine a disaronno and coke please!