Where is he???

[SuperEdna]

Has anyone seen my son-in law I think this is the website he goes on. But I don't know his username. Can anyone help me?

[poguemahone]

no, no one has seen him on here, i think you're on the wrong forum.

[eboswan]

no we haven't seen him for ages not since he admitted his true feelings for you I heard a whisper that he couldn't live without touching you I think he`s now in a monastery

[zippy]

Yes! his user name is Timmy Tree.

It's his Birthday today so be gentle....

[poguemahone]

Yes! his user name is Timmy Tree.

It's his Birthday today so be gentle....

oh yes, i remember now edna, yes timmytree, thats him

[Timmytree]

Yes! his user name is Timmy Tree.

It's his Birthday today so be gentle....

oh yes, i remember now edna, yes timmytree, thats him

That was the first timmytree, not me!
I'm Timmytree with a capital T so people can tell us apart. he left with the old forum and moved to Stoke area, living on a barge I believe.

[poguemahone]

Yes! his user name is Timmy Tree.

It's his Birthday today so be gentle....

oh yes, i remember now edna, yes timmytree, thats him

That was the first timmytree, not me!
I'm Timmytree with a capital T so people can tell us apart. he left with the old forum and moved to Stoke area, living on a barge I believe.

yes thats right, he lived on a barge in stoke, then sailed to rugby. think his username is Raj

[Raj]

Whaaaat.?

Who taght Edna to type?

All the beans are going to be spilled now

[Timmytree]

Whaaaat.?

Who taght Edna to type?

All the beans are going to be spilled now

Edna approaches Raj!
Currently paddling her canoe up the cut towards you, sweaty in her lifejacket, red in the face and biceps bulging! She hasn't got out of that seat for two days in her desire to be near you. She'll stink like a week old badger carcase on the A303 and have a temper like a ram with his nuts caught in barbed wire. Be afraid! Very afraid!

[Aitch]

There's a canoe moored next to Tescos in Brownshill park, Rugby, be afraid, be very afraid!