Just a few facts

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Blackbaronfish
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Just a few facts

Wed Jun 10, 2020 6:04 am

😂🤣A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing.) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (Talk about a southpaw.) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?)
I hope this has at the least made you smiled once today.......stay safe

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Re: Just a few facts

Wed Jun 10, 2020 7:18 am

30 minutes :shock:
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Re: Just a few facts

Wed Jun 10, 2020 7:22 pm

30 minutes?? He will need a special smoke after that 1.👍

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Re: Just a few facts

Wed Jun 10, 2020 10:43 pm

Timed it, and it took me 50 seconds to read the first post! :o

I can usually get it over and done with in not much longer than that! :mrgreen:

Inc. foreplay and replacing nightie when finished! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Just a few facts

Thu Jun 11, 2020 9:14 am

GrandadG wrote:
Wed Jun 10, 2020 10:43 pm
Timed it, and it took me 50 seconds to read the first post! :o

I can usually get it over and done with in not much longer than that! :mrgreen:

Inc. foreplay and replacing nightie when finished! :lol: :lol: :lol:
have you tried it without wearing the nightie ;)

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Rich.

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Re: Just a few facts

Thu Jun 11, 2020 11:06 am

Zed. wrote:
Thu Jun 11, 2020 9:14 am
GrandadG wrote:
Wed Jun 10, 2020 10:43 pm
Timed it, and it took me 50 seconds to read the first post! :o

I can usually get it over and done with in not much longer than that! :mrgreen:

Inc. foreplay and replacing nightie when finished! :lol: :lol: :lol:
have you tried it without wearing the nightie ;)

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Rich.
:lol: :lol:
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Re: Just a few facts

Thu Jun 11, 2020 4:20 pm

eboswan wrote:
Thu Jun 11, 2020 11:06 am
Zed. wrote:
Thu Jun 11, 2020 9:14 am
GrandadG wrote:
Wed Jun 10, 2020 10:43 pm
Timed it, and it took me 50 seconds to read the first post! :o

I can usually get it over and done with in not much longer than that! :mrgreen:

Inc. foreplay and replacing nightie when finished! :lol: :lol: :lol:
have you tried it without wearing the nightie ;)

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Rich.
:lol: :lol:
Good idea! I may try that next time.......early August i think! :mrgreen:
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Re: Just a few facts

Tue Jun 16, 2020 9:49 pm

Blackbaronfish wrote:
Wed Jun 10, 2020 6:04 am
😂🤣A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing.) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (Talk about a southpaw.) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?)
I hope this has at the least made you smiled once today.......stay safe

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Re: Just a few facts

Wed Jul 22, 2020 3:06 pm

guess that would explain my wife's claim to that effect...she admits she was in the locker room of detroit pistons' at the time so there's that...but please, pig?... she much prefers "swine"...zing of marital bliss...
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