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Re: No sneezing, coughing, laughing or farting

Sun Jul 23, 2017 9:02 pm

Here you are Tim .... No need to imagine :D

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Smiling ,,, before i broke my ribs !!!
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Sun Jul 23, 2017 9:09 pm

Oohhh what a big helmet you have raj :shock: :twisted: :mrgreen:
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Sun Jul 23, 2017 9:14 pm

I was waiting for helmet comments. You did not disappoint !! :mrgreen:
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Re: No sneezing, coughing, laughing or farting

Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:54 pm

Raj wrote:Here you are Tim .... No need to imagine :D

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oh my god i'm sorry, i thought you hadn't skidded on your face for a meter and i see now i was wrong, it must have been 20-25 meters...there are many surgeons out there that can probably put your face back to something a little less frightening and while i'm not so uncaring that i would point your malady out in a crowd i do think you should wear some sort of mask to prevent impressionable young people from a lifetime of nightmares if they were to catch a glimpse of your condition...

i am glad to see that you can still smile, sometimes all we have left after such a debilitating accident is our ability to look at adversity (and grotesque physical features) and laugh...i'm sure your parents still love you and have explained to all who will listen what a nice looking young man you had been before the accident...

my sincere sympathy to you and yours...zing the caring...
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Mon Jul 24, 2017 4:03 am

ps...i was made aware of this condition myself at birth, instead of giving me a gentle slap on the bottom to awaken me and get me breathing the doctor beat me with a stick...they brought in a catholic priest to exorcise me, he left the ministry to become a palm reader in las vegas and died a devout atheist...zp...
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Re: No sneezing, coughing, laughing or farting

Mon Jul 24, 2017 6:50 pm

zingpow wrote: ...i am glad to see that you can still smile .........

:lol:
Err ... That isnt a smile, Tim :? That is how i grimace when breaking wind :P
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Mon Jul 24, 2017 8:13 pm

hi raj is that at draycote ?
hope the ribs are getting better .

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Mon Jul 24, 2017 8:37 pm

Yes, Paul. There and back from my house is 15 miles. Then I add 1 or 2 or usually 3 circuits of the lake ... at 5 miles a circuit. :)
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Re: No sneezing, coughing, laughing or farting

Mon Jul 24, 2017 10:58 pm

Raj wrote:
zingpow wrote: ...i am glad to see that you can still smile .........

:lol:
Err ... That isnt a smile, Tim :? That is how i grimace when breaking wind :P


here, pull my finger...uncle zing...
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Re: No sneezing, coughing, laughing or farting

Mon Jul 24, 2017 11:01 pm

ps...raj, you bear a strong resemblance to my son...he's 43 years old and a fine fellow...lives in florida and by his own admission will never face another michigan winter even though his summers are absolutely brutal with hot and humid...zp...
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