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I despair!

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 4:40 pm
by Timmytree
Just put the TV on and there was "Tipping point" in all its banal glory. Right in time for a question to the dopey blonde-ish bimbo who had obviously lost her "vacant" sign.

Who arranged the first package tour in 1841?

BRITISH AIRWAYS?

God help any kids that idiot has!

Re: I despair!

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 5:08 pm
by Roger5
Mr Cook will be rolling in his grave

Re: I despair!

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 5:34 pm
by Brooksy
Speaking of BA in a way, I met one of their cabin crew on holiday and she told me about one of her fellow trainees when they first joined the company.
The trainers introduction to BA included this piece of info.

"We work a 40 hour week but only get paid for 38, so every 4 weeks you get a day in lieu."

Trainee.... wait for it... "Ooh good, I love Cornwall."

Re: I despair!

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 5:43 pm
by TenMetrePeter
LOL everyone round here knows it was Monarch Airlines.

Re: I despair!

Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2016 8:20 pm
by T 20
Roger5 wrote:Mr Cook will be rolling in his grave


His first travel agency is still standing in Leicester :-

http://www.picturesofengland.com/img/X/1115193.jpg


All the best Mick

Re: I despair!

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2016 4:28 pm
by Timmytree
I'm hooked on watching the brain deads on this programme!! :mrgreen:
Todays classic, from another woman.

Q, What part of its body does a rattlesnake use to inject venom into its victim?

A, ITS TAIL?

Re: I despair!

Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2016 5:52 pm
by Roger5
Timmytree wrote:I'm hooked on watching the brain deads on this programme!! :mrgreen:
Todays classic, from another woman.

Q, What part of its body does a rattlesnake use to inject venom into its victim?

A, ITS TAIL?

There is a good side to this, I doubt she will ever get pregnant, thinking about it I might be wrong there, I can't be having a baby, I never touched his toe. ;) Rog

Re: I despair!

Posted: Sat Nov 19, 2016 6:48 pm
by Blackbaronfish
Tim you're watching far too much tv :roll: .Pull yourself together and dust off the prosport :mrgreen:

BBF

Re: I despair!

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2016 8:56 pm
by Timmytree
Blackbaronfish wrote:Tim you're watching far too much tv :roll: .Pull yourself together and dust off the prosport :mrgreen:

BBF


Nothing to shoot around here! :oops: