Air Arms Owners Club

another from the `you couldn`t make it up` cupboard!

Hugh Richard Louis Grosvenor, 25, became one of the richest people in the world yesterday after his 64-year-old dad, Gerald, died in hospital.
Inheriting an estimated £9billion fortune, Hugh will be thrust into the limelight as everyone wants to know more about the new Duke of Westminster.

well how`s this for starters lads, despite inheriting 9 Billion spondoolies, take a wild shot in the dark at how much inheritance tax he`ll pay?
yeah, you guessed correct, now if you thought that was bad enough, your not gonna believe this when I tell you why the little sh!t will pay zilcho.
on receiving his brothers wealth, his father argued that his brother had died of a war wound, now deaths from war wounds means the families of the dearly departed pay no inheritance duties, thing is, the war wound was received 23 years before uncle golden balls died! you couldn`t make this stuff up!

They stole all their land in the first place anyway. Usually by the use of extreme violence. To refuse a knighthood in ancient times was punishable by execution as you were effectively refusing to back the King with your armed men when he went around murdering and pillaging to extend his lands.

When my dad left behind a little house in Leicester my brother and I had to pay 25 grand inheritance including 40% of the value of his wheelchair. I havent been quite so honest with Her Majesties Whatsits since that event.

I had to deal with an uncle estate 1.8 million .
first tax bill 255 k income tax.
400 death duty .
303 k second payment .
then 52k solicitor.
inheritance tax now comes in after 324 k .
you can claim spouses which means 648 k before you pay a penny.

gee, i wonder if good old hugh has a nice aunt that likes old guys and getting spanked with a ping pong paddle...my schedule is opening up for the foreseeable future and my serving hand is up to the task...sir zing of the hamptons...harumph...

ps...sorry to bother you old boys but could one of you serfs stop by my place and scrape the dog poo off my new hunting boots, it's such a bother and the gala dinner at westminster is just around the corner...double harmuph...sir zing...

I can see it...... Zing and Aunty Grosvenor....... Butt naked on a bearskin rug by the fire

Raj wrote:I can see it...... Zing and Aunty Grosvenor....... Butt naked on a bearskin rug by the fire

i want to go buck naked on a bearskin rug
i want to go buck naked on a bearskin rug
i want to go buck naked on a bearskin rug
buck naked on a bearskin rug...

spanky spanky with a diamond encrusted solid gold paddle with my graven image laser burned into it's surface...zp...

zingpow wrote:gee, i wonder if good old hugh has a nice aunt that likes old guys and getting spanked with a ping pong paddle...my schedule is opening up for the foreseeable future and my serving hand is up to the task...sir zing of the hamptons...harumph...

ps...sorry to bother you old boys but could one of you serfs stop by my place and scrape the dog poo off my new hunting boots, it's such a bother and the gala dinner at westminster is just around the corner...double harmuph...sir zing...

Ping pong paddle she would end up with zings famous ring sting

zingpow wrote:

Raj wrote:I can see it...... Zing and Aunty Grosvenor....... Butt naked on a bearskin rug by the fire

i want to go buck naked on a bearskin rug
i want to go buck naked on a bearskin rug
i want to go buck naked on a bearskin rug
buck naked on a bearskin rug...

spanky spanky with a diamond encrusted solid gold paddle with my graven image laser burned into it's surface...zp...

And you may ponder why we left you colonists out there to help good old Donald build a wall on the Mexican border.
Damn fine chaps those Hispanics if you ask me old bean.

Brooksy wrote:

zingpow wrote:

Raj wrote:I can see it...... Zing and Aunty Grosvenor....... Butt naked on a bearskin rug by the fire

i want to go buck naked on a bearskin rug
i want to go buck naked on a bearskin rug
i want to go buck naked on a bearskin rug
buck naked on a bearskin rug...

spanky spanky with a diamond encrusted solid gold paddle with my graven image laser burned into it's surface...zp...

And you may ponder why we left you colonists out there to help good old Donald build a wall on the Mexican border.
Damn fine chaps those Hispanics if you ask me old bean.

1. you didn't leave us anywhere, we left then had to throw you out...
2. what the hell does any of this have to do with that idiot donald trump and the hispanics?...zp...