The difference between ....

[Raj]

I know this site is not here to correct people's spelling, grammar and punctuation but .......... the difference between helping your uncle jack off a horse and helping your Uncle Jack off a horse ........ is just a couple of capital letters.
Just saying ....

[GrandadG]

Neigh lad,
don't want to go there

[Brooksy]

I once told one of my staff that his written report was outstanding, he thanked me, I said ' no, I mean you haven't done it yet.'

[darran77]

I know my grammer is far from perfect, as one of our boat club members said when i passed on a write up for the club.
"i have translated it from Goolish to English for you", i must admit it did look better.
daz

[gary martin]

I once told one of my staff that his written report was outstanding, he thanked me, I said ' no, I mean you haven't done it yet.'

priceless