Air Arms Owners Club

Boys night! Just me and Morgan, unlimited food, a few hours of TV and an early night, the best sleep I get all week. A big breakfast and over to mum and dad tomorrow lunchtime to celebrate dads 80th birthday with an hour in the pub and a buffet lunch party that he doesn't know about. Lots of the family will be there including a few I haven't seen for about 20 years so it should be fun, what a shame Aunty Eva isn't going to be there from Berlin, our last contact was when she witnessed me smacking one of my kids on the backside for whinging about sweets or something similar, she commented, "We Germans don't hit our children!" to which I replied, "NO, and we English don't gas our Jews!" I wonder why she avoids me?
Ah well, it takes all sorts! Hope you all have a good weekend, I will!

Have a good day
Aunty eva.

Have a great time Tim.

BBF

have a great day Tim and wish your Dad a happy birthday .

MHR's to your old man Timmy. Enjoy the time with Morgan too.

Bollox to aunty Eva

Maybe that's why German children hog all the sunbeds, all their lives! Sounds like a good weekend coming up.

Don't mention the war (again).

"Ve dont hit our children .... Ve just spank our husbands .... and zey like it !!!"

Go Eva !!!

Happy Big Day to Morgan's Grampy