Air Arms Owners Club

With all the doom and gloom, Xmas, bad weather, fat women etc, why don't we look ahead to the next meet?
Bright sunshine, good beer, great company and lots of fun! I'll be there all weekend come hell or high water, I've even got my solar shower sorted! Available for wives and girlfriends if they don't mind sharing the soap with me!

I am sure the shower will be warm but will it be clear water?

He'll only get his straw wet and need a re-stuffing

Indeed TT, depending the date I would also like to grace the event in 2016 with my noble presence , shall need to find a cunning route to avoid the savages in Calais but, we have been through worse.
A modest suite should be fine for me and anywhere reasonably dry and covered for my driver, sushi chef, butler and WIP
Must say it would be good to put faces and hand shakes to names plus I can save all the postage costs on the raffle donations.
A most enjoyable few hours dropping tin chickens in the paddock today (when not molesting caterpillars ) and still in a t-shirt and shorts... happy days

Raj wrote:I am sure the shower will be warm but will it be clear water?

I don't know what you mean!
Anyway, as long as the soap gets picked up does it really matter?

One suspects it may possibly by bicycling lingo, apparently some of these chaps don't bother to stop in the heat of competition to "syphon the python", beastly behaviour, not a sport for gentlemen that's for sure

Sake-san wrote:One suspects it may possibly by bicycling lingo, apparently some of these chaps don't bother to stop in the heat of competition to "syphon the python", beastly behaviour, not a sport for gentlemen that's for sure

You may be right! I forgot our Raj was one of those lycra clad 2 wheeled warriors!

Sake-san wrote:One suspects it may possibly by bicycling lingo, apparently some of these chaps don't bother to stop in the heat of competition to "syphon the python", beastly behaviour, not a sport for gentlemen that's for sure

yet I have seen many Europeans sat transfixed by a `race` that still has hours to go, indeed, the gaffer of all people, has been watching bike racing about 2 years now, she tells me it`s like a game of chess once you get into it, I said I wouldn`t watch a game of chess either, & boogered off to my `puter & the AAOC for some sanity! TT, if your desperate mate (& you`d need to be) I`ll share the shower with you, but the soap stays on the floor!
the things I do for this forum

I may serve an invitation for pre-dinner cocktails in my suite (strictly limited numbers naturally, so apologies in advance) but, the bathroom shall I am afraid be strictly out of bounds

wastrel wrote:

Sake-san wrote:One suspects it may possibly by bicycling lingo, apparently some of these chaps don't bother to stop in the heat of competition to "syphon the python", beastly behaviour, not a sport for gentlemen that's for sure

yet I have seen many Europeans sat transfixed by a `race` that still has hours to go, indeed, the gaffer of all people, has been watching bike racing about 2 years now, she tells me it`s like a game of chess once you get into it, I said I wouldn`t watch a game of chess either, & boogered off to my `puter & the AAOC for some sanity! TT, if your desperate mate (& you`d need to be) I`ll share the shower with you, but the soap stays on the floor!
the things I do for this forum

It's all just a smokescreen for chaps getting a wee bit too close to their feminine sides to shave their legs, Monday to Friday stockings under the suit trousers and goodness only knows what else