Air Arms Owners Club

the old battleaxe phoned me sunday night and said she thought she was dying.
i said ''phone me back when you're sure'', and put the phone down on her.
a couple of hours later, my niece phoned to say she'd gone. i said ''well, at least all the suffering has stopped now''
niece said ''she didnt have any suffering, it was a sudden heart attack''
i said ''i was on about my suffering''
drinks are on me in the virtual bar, all week

aahhh shame

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Jn8K8EA7-Q

class!

eboswan wrote:aahhh shame

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Jn8K8EA7-Q

turns out it was a double stroke of luck for me bri, she had a heart attack while knitting my xmas jumper.
right i'd better book the dj, hire a fancy dress costume, and sort the invitations out

poguemahone wrote:

eboswan wrote:aahhh shame

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Jn8K8EA7-Q

turns out it was a double stroke of luck for me bri, she had a heart attack while knitting my xmas jumper.
right i'd better book the dj, hire a fancy dress costume, and sort the invitations out

it will be a big funeral steve....loads of people hated her they`ll all be there too make sure she has gone

ps don't forget too drive the stake in good and deep

its a bit strange really bri, half the family are mourning, and t'other half are celebrating
we hated each other with a vengeance, and on the odd occasion our paths crossed, it was fireworks

Raj wrote::cry:

i'll let you and timmy know when the funeral is Raj if you want to go. as a mark of respect, at the funeral i've arranged for a 21 gun military salute, fired into the coffin.

poguemahone wrote:

Raj wrote::cry:

i'll let you and timmy know when the funeral is Raj if you want to go. as a mark of respect, at the funeral i've arranged for a 21 gun military salute, fired into the coffin.

is 21 enough and don't forget the bullets must be made of silver

well i hope she comes back and haunts you all for ever , even Maggie thatcher had mourners .
daz
RIP Edna