the end of edna

[poguemahone]

Raj dear boy, do please come to bed

thats exactly what she said.

[Raj]

Sigh ................... Those were the days

[eboswan]

she was real I only found that out yesterday too my surprise

[poguemahone]

now that the old battleaxe has gone theres a few things i want to get off my chest, like this ''i hate edna'' tattoo for a start.

[eboswan]

now that the old battleaxe has gone theres a few things i want to get off my chest, like this ''i hate edna'' tattoo for a start.

poor woman is stuck in limbo...heaven wasn't interested and hell said she is too evil too be let in

[poguemahone]

Sigh ................... Those were the days

you had a lucky escape there Raj, believe me
she was married 4 times, and had quite a few men friends as well. i cant remember if it was a boyfriend or 1 of her husbands who was found murdered about 15 years ago, and she was arrested and taken in for questioning. after talking to her for 2 minutes the police released her and said he probably committed suicide

[zippy]

Will she be cremated?
That'll cost a bomb, she'll burn for hours once that blubber catches.

Please! don't, my sides hurt...... .

[Raj]

... it was a boyfriend or 1 of her husbands who was found murdered about 15 years ago

Was it asphyxiation ? Did they find him dead under her post-coital sleeping body ?

[poguemahone]

edna's eldest son called a meeting of immediate family this afternoon at his house, to try and heal the divisions within the family in order to try and prevent trouble at the funeral
to save gill a 500 mile round trip from geordieland, she asked me to attend to represent her
it was a pretty tense affair as we sat around the table and you could cut the atmosphere with a knife, so i suggested a game of cards. i shuffled the cards and dealt them out to everyone at the table. i studied the 5 cards in my hand, and one by one ednas offspring from her 1st marriage realised that i had a winning hand, and pushed their cards to the middle of the table in defeat.
i slammed my 5 cards on the table triumphantly and said ''read em and weep'' they're such bad losers that they all glared at me although perhaps i was a little insensitive, as they were ednas condolence cards.

[eboswan]

edna's eldest son called a meeting of immediate family this afternoon at his house, to try and heal the divisions within the family in order to try and prevent trouble at the funeral
to save gill a 500 mile round trip from geordieland, she asked me to attend to represent her
it was a pretty tense affair as we sat around the table and you could cut the atmosphere with a knife, so i suggested a game of cards. i shuffled the cards and dealt them out to everyone at the table. i studied the 5 cards in my hand, and one by one ednas offspring from her 1st marriage realised that i had a winning hand, and pushed their cards to the middle of the table in defeat.
i slammed my 5 cards on the table triumphantly and said ''read em and weep'' they're such bad losers that they all glared at me although perhaps i was a little insensitive, as they were ednas condolence cards.