ok whos been shooting swans

[Sake-san]

Nowt wrong with the punctuation or spelling at all, I was just suggesting to exchange the positions of eat and bang

[Raj]

Sake-San ! I am confused as there are numerous possibilities here ....

Beat the dog
Beat the wife
Eat the dog
Eat the wife
Bang the dog
Bang the wife
'ang the dog (dropped 'h' like the French and Cockneys do)
'ang the wife ....

What were you suggesting?

[Sake-san]

Oh you tricky erudite fellow you , one rather fancies that you obtained the gist!
Am in the chair currently if you fancy one (drink that is )

[Raj]

Yeah ... Yeah .... There is much merriment and mirth to be milked from the poor Voiceless Glottal Fricative

[Sake-san]

And there I was worried about becoming in-consonant