Air Arms Owners Club

So lets start this first line and the second can be added.

There was a man called Gordon

There was a man called Gordon
who would rather we called him jordan

There was a man called Gordon
who would rather we called him jordan
His tits were so big

There was a man called Gordon
who would rather we called him jordan
His tits were so big
he needed a jig just too put his bra on

There was a man called Gordon
who would rather we called him jordan
His tits were so big
he needed a jig just too put his bra on.

on a warm summer day

I love you guys

Gordons dead. Swallowed an A cup

Guys .... I feel that we may have lost the iambic parameter here

Can we start again please ....

But then again ... I have just returned from a trip to 2 x pubs and 1 x beer festival and I dont know if I am coming or going ....

There was a man called Gordon
who would rather we called him jordan
His tits were so big
he needed a jig just too put his bra on.

on a warm summer day

There was a man called Gordon
who would rather we called him jordan
His tits were so big
he needed a jig just too put his bra on.

on a warm summer day
cavorting naked in the hay