Lets have a few rhymes for a laugh

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Raj
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Re: Lets have a few rhymes for a laugh

Fri Jun 12, 2015 11:12 pm

There was a man called Gordon
who would rather we called him jordan
His tits were so big
he needed a jig just too put his bra on.

on a warm summer day
cavorting naked in the hay
Oh soooo merry ... and gay
“It's the Indian, not the arrow"

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Re: Lets have a few rhymes for a laugh

Fri Jun 12, 2015 11:33 pm

ok Geordie has been ribbed........lets start again....

on the great aaoc
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Re: Lets have a few rhymes for a laugh

Sat Jun 13, 2015 2:49 pm

there was a young man called bill....
he swallowed a dynamite pill...
his heart retired....his ass back fired....and his balls shot over the hill. :mrgreen:
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Re: Lets have a few rhymes for a laugh

Sat Jun 13, 2015 5:45 pm

air gun wrote:there was a young man called bill....
he swallowed a dynamite pill...
his heart retired....his ass back fired....and his balls shot over the hill. :mrgreen:




So lets start this first line and the second can be added.

not the whole rhyme :)
IS MY SIGNATURE BIGGER THAN RAYS. Cz 452 american .22+sak mod
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Re: Lets have a few rhymes for a laugh

Sat Jun 13, 2015 5:48 pm

I bet this ends up with someone typing "beaver" :mrgreen:

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Re: Lets have a few rhymes for a laugh

Sat Jun 13, 2015 5:49 pm

on the great aaoc
there was a guy called air gun,you see
IS MY SIGNATURE BIGGER THAN RAYS. Cz 452 american .22+sak mod
S200. .177

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Raj
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Re: Lets have a few rhymes for a laugh

Sat Jun 13, 2015 9:07 pm

On the great AAOC
There was a guy called Air gun, you see
He sharpened his cleaver :twisted:
“It's the Indian, not the arrow"

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Re: Lets have a few rhymes for a laugh

Sat Jun 13, 2015 9:12 pm

eboswan wrote:on the great aaoc
there was a guy called air gun,you see

that don't rhyme. :mrgreen:

there was a young lad called eboswan....
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Re: Lets have a few rhymes for a laugh

Sat Jun 13, 2015 9:13 pm

Raj wrote:On the great AAOC
There was a guy called Air gun, you see
He sharpened his cleaver :twisted:

he does love a beaver.. :lol: :lol:
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Raj
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Re: Lets have a few rhymes for a laugh

Sat Jun 13, 2015 9:58 pm

Crikey ... This is like herding cats !!! Right ... follow on from here please !

On the great AAOC
There was a guy called Air gun, you see
He sharpened his cleaver
And went looking for beaver ...
“It's the Indian, not the arrow"

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