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ROAD WORKS,

Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2015 10:30 pm
by zippy
You can tell it's summer again, all the bloody road cones are out.

Its crazy, Heath and safety gone mad,,, On the way to work this morning same old story road works. This time I had time to get out of the car to have a look at the hole the workers had dug, 2, meters across, and 2,meters deep, the hole road was taken by this size hole,,, they must have spent more time putting up the Barriers, cones, tape, signs and The dreaded traffic lights than digging the bloody hole.

Who? sets the (timer) on Temp traffic lights,,,, this idiot Whom? sets up the timer on temp Traffic lights, must be the most hated man in England.

The person whom? sets the timer on temp road work traffic lights.... I think we would all love to shove a pineapple Violently up his rectum.

It's getting worse too, Road side workmen of the past, you would normally see them ether leaning half a sleep against the shovel or unscrewing the top from their flask and then blowing on the hot tea to cool it,,, and then light up a fag.

However it's worse now!,,, you don't see them at all. the must hide somewhere in the truck,,, with the brush sticking up out of the cab..... :(

Bloody road works.... ARRRGH!

Re: ROAD WORKS,

Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2015 10:37 pm
by eboswan
Swansea is all temp traffic lights :roll: one set of major lights shut off then controlled by temp lights for a job which took half a morning :roll: :roll: it caused chaos

Re: ROAD WORKS,

Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2015 10:46 pm
by Blackbaronfish
Too many cars on the road...Blame SWANSEA :mrgreen:

BBF

Re: ROAD WORKS,

Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2015 11:11 pm
by eboswan
Blackbaronfish wrote:Too many cars on the road...Blame SWANSEA :mrgreen:

BBF


your right ray too many cars.....we must stop stealing them from elsewhere.

Re: ROAD WORKS,

Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2015 8:27 am
by Blackbaronfish
eboswan wrote:
Blackbaronfish wrote:Too many cars on the road...Blame SWANSEA :mrgreen:

BBF


your right ray too many cars.....we must stop stealing them from elsewhere.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

The road works on the A45 have been going on for a year. They are putting in an underpass. Every time i go passed nothing seems to be happening....but when you think of whats being done and how they do it whilst traffic still flows is unbelievable. Once its done they still wont get thanked :o .
With health and safety its a wonder they get started in the first place.

BBF

Re: ROAD WORKS,

Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2015 11:50 am
by Aitch
Do we have health and safety on this site?, if so who or what should I avoid at any cost, everyone seems so friendly :D

Re: ROAD WORKS,

Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2015 3:06 pm
by Timmytree
Aitch wrote:Do we have health and safety on this site?, if so who or what should I avoid at any cost, everyone seems so friendly :D


No pictures of tits, bums or lady gardens, no rude words and never admit to porking Edna and you'll be fine. :mrgreen:

Re: ROAD WORKS,

Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2015 6:37 pm
by Sake-san
These quotes, I mean on the forum, or just in life generally ? :o

Re: ROAD WORKS,

Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2015 7:15 pm
by Blackbaronfish
No health and safety on here. You go for it and get thy fingers burnt :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

BBF

Re: ROAD WORKS,

Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2015 7:50 pm
by Sake-san
Burnt!, you will need to sew them back on first :lol: