Did you know...

[Aitch]

That there are more women than men in Nottingham, and if you laid them all end to end, no one would be at all surprised

[Bunny Bagger]

"Dice" is more than one "die" and on a die the dots on the opposite sides always add up to seven.

[hktc]

that the average shelf life a latex condom is only 2 years!!

[Brooksy]

The economic sanctions levied at Russia have increased the birth rate, they buy all their condoms from Britain as they can't make them without holes!

[hktc]

that a cat has 32 muscles in each ear!!

[Bunny Bagger]

A common legend about the Kangaroo's English name is that it came from the Aboriginal words for "I don't understand you." According to this legend, Captain James Cook and naturalist Sir Joseph Banks were exploring Australia when they happened upon the animal. They asked a nearby local what the creatures were called. The local responded "Kangaroo", meaning "I don't understand you", which Cook took to be the name of the creature."

[Katzenjammer]

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[Bunny Bagger]

It's called "Did you know" didn't you know ?

[hktc]

that there is no butter in buttermilk

[Brooksy]

Emulsion paint is PVA glue with pigments. Before they developed PVA most homes had whitewashed walls.