How I remember my wife’s birthday…

[zingpow]

I use it in most of my passwords online. Not here. Still don’t refer to our wedding anniversary by the actual date, it’s Christmas Eve, eve. 42 coming up and no I’m not fishing so please no “happy anniversaries” required, a simple “wow, how do you f’n stand it” will suffice. Zing of wedded bliss.

[eboswan]

I asked my wife for a divorce....... She declined by saying she doesn't need 50% of fuck all.