A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing.) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (Talk about a southpaw.) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?)
I hope this has at the least made you smiled once today.......stay safe
BBF
Just a few facts
- Blackbaronfish
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Just a few facts
Did I mention that I'm the only one to have attended EVERY meet since we started
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30 minutes
IS MY SIGNATURE BIGGER THAN RAYS. Cz 452 american .22+sak mod
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30 minutes?? He will need a special smoke after that 1.
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Timed it, and it took me 50 seconds to read the first post!
I can usually get it over and done with in not much longer than that!
Inc. foreplay and replacing nightie when finished!
I can usually get it over and done with in not much longer than that!
Inc. foreplay and replacing nightie when finished!
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Re: Just a few facts
have you tried it without wearing the nightie
Rich.
Bleugh!
it is my firm belief that people who declare they have a 'bigger signature than' someone are trying to make up for something else
it is my firm belief that people who declare they have a 'bigger signature than' someone are trying to make up for something else
Re: Just a few facts
IS MY SIGNATURE BIGGER THAN RAYS. Cz 452 american .22+sak mod
S200. .177
S200. .177
Re: Just a few facts
Good idea! I may try that next time.......early August i think!
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AA Prosport .177
AA S200 .177 Huma Reg
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Re: Just a few facts
You forgot Benobo chimps, they like a bunk up too.Blackbaronfish wrote: ↑Wed Jun 10, 2020 6:04 amA pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the...?) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing.) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (Talk about a southpaw.) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?)
I hope this has at the least made you smiled once today.......stay safe
BBF
Re: Just a few facts
guess that would explain my wife's claim to that effect...she admits she was in the locker room of detroit pistons' at the time so there's that...but please, pig?... she much prefers "swine"...zing of marital bliss...
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