independence day, well, you know...

[neil]

Can you imagine going out for a beer, and when you get home you find yourself on ebay, The shock once you've woken up, to find that you've purchase the most ridiculous and expensive peice of crap imaginable.
Get the picture

BBF

well the usa is only a few hundred years old, perhaps when we've been around as long as england has we'll have it down as good as you do...no imoji needed...zing of the wild frontier...

trump is actually more in tune with the old country than the american public is...the president of the united states is supposed to be a leader not a ruler, he fancies himself the latter...perhaps the royal family has a place for him in the monarchy...zp...

No thanks tim, we have a palace full of inbred lunatics without being saddled with your lunatic

We`ll be in the same boat (probably without a paddle) when Big Ears gets the job

[zingpow]

Can you imagine going out for a beer, and when you get home you find yourself on ebay, The shock once you've woken up, to find that you've purchase the most ridiculous and expensive peice of crap imaginable.
Get the picture

BBF

well the usa is only a few hundred years old, perhaps when we've been around as long as england has we'll have it down as good as you do...no imoji needed...zing of the wild frontier...

trump is actually more in tune with the old country than the american public is...the president of the united states is supposed to be a leader not a ruler, he fancies himself the latter...perhaps the royal family has a place for him in the monarchy...zp...

No thanks tim, we have a palace full of inbred lunatics without being saddled with your lunatic

aw come on brian, you guys could make a fortune displaying him in a side show of a traveling circus...

"step right up folks, no children please, and see living breathing proof that the human species should not reproduce with an orangutan"..."he walks he talks he can climb a tree faster than a chimpanzee with burning pitch shoved up his azz"...

people would come from miles around to see him and some folks would pay good money to feed it a banana or two...put it to a vote and let the chips fall where they may...zp...

[FPoole]

One thing for sure. Trump is far better than the last idiot. The one claim to fame of Obama is, he took the title of worst president ever. The old saying goes, " If you're catching flack, you must be on target". Donald must be on target.

[zingpow]

who farted...

[eboswan]

who farted...

Sorry

[Raj]

As we say over here ....... "He who smelt it, dealt it" and then of course ..... there is ....














He who denied it, supplied it.
He who deduced it, produced it.
He who attributed it, distributed it.
He who detected it, projected it.
He who perceived it, conceived it.
He who expressed it, compressed it.
He who related it, deflated it.
He who protested it, foam-crested it.
He who derided it, provided it.
He who maligned it, designed it.
He who smelled it, expelled it.
He who opined it, refined it.
He who rued it, brewed it.
He who revealed it, peeled it.
He who quipped it, ripped it.
He who knew it, blew it.
He who reported it, exported it.
He who decoyed it, deployed it.
He who averred it, disinterred it.
He who eschewed it, spewed it.
He who mocked it, knocked it.
He who tells of it, smells of it it.
He who spoke it, broke it.
He who disclaimed it, enflamed it.
He who exposed it, composed it.
He who noted it, floated it.
He who relayed it, sprayed it.
He who damned it, grand-slammed it.
He who said it, shed it.
He who relayed it, made it.
He who thought it, wrought it.
He who unearthed it, birthed it.
He who sensed it, dispensed it.
He who sensed it, commenced it.
He who spoke it, broke it.
He who disputed it, tooted it.
He who squeaked it, cheeked it.
He who berated it, created it.
He who sensed it, dispensed it.
He who spurned it, burned it.
He who noted it, floated it.
He who declared it, aired it.
He who blurted it, squirted it.
He who speaks it, reeks it.
He who spurned it, burned it.
He who committed it, emitted it.
He who shunned it, tail-gunned it.
He who rebuked it, nuked it.
He who hyped it, piped it.
He who blamed it, flamed it.

[zingpow]

george carlin's list of farts:

the fizz
the fazz
the fizz fazz
the rip sh!t
the tear ass
the snorter
and the one that goes WOOOOOSH...

i would add: the trump...

thinking of you george...zp...