Wanted

[zippy]

Wanted.
female, preferably not blind or on the pension. And strictly no shoe addictions.

She must not mind been timed while in the bathroom and finance her own toilet roll usage.

The lady Must understand Men like toys eg, ones used in the bedroom along with airguns, cars, Gizmos/gadgets etc there must be spare cash at all times for these items.

We are simple creatures we only require football, beer, curry and the aforementioned items above, so a nagging tongue will not be tolerated.

men should aways have access to the TV remote control even though she aways gets her own way on what we watch on it.

woman's hair will be removed from bath and sink at all times.

Shopping centers, shopping for shoes will strictly not be attended by the man as this can lead to a nervous breakdown.

Any parking in Asda or Tesco carpark will be undertaken by the man for obvious reasons.


Thank you.

Any other lads want to add to this list above please feel free,,, as woman normally stick together gang up on their man during any disputes or disagreements.

[Blackbaronfish]

Must have a flat head to rest your pint .

BBF

[granville]

and only needing a single wardrobe of clothes.

[eboswan]

Zippy, a woman like your after does not exist , millions of men before you have searched too no avail.
We just settle for one who puts up with our crap

[Outandabout]

Must not use the hair drier in the bedroom.
When we take them out they should take their turn at the bar.
Kevin.

[Gixxerboy]

You have more chance of finding a Welsh dragon wearing an England rugby shirt and an England football team beating Germany on penalties in the same year than the woman your after matey. But best of luck. I admire your optimism and it should be commended forthwith.

FAIR PLAY!!!!!

[fordy]

Superb, she must never be allowed in car driving seat at all, not only should man have the tv remote control but must also have the seat with direct line of sight to the tv. When man is watching sport she must bring the beer when the fingers are clicked. Sounds good posting.php?mode=reply&f=3&t=3720#

[Timmytree]

She must never put the toilet seat down or moan when it is up.
She must understand that sex is an honour which we bestow upon them and so should never refuse.
She must understand that her mother is a mad old bag and must never be invited to stay, particularly over Christmas.
She should undertake ALL shopping in her own time but should ask you first to make sure it's convenient.
She will cook and wash up to a high standard, do all cleaning and washing without whinging. Any slackness will result in her getting a mouthful. (Think about it)

Good luck Zippy!