I'm back as well

[Freeatlast]

Just re joined

[poguemahone]

aye up frank, Edna's been looking for you earlier

[eboswan]

aye up frank, Edna's been looking for you earlier

she`s saying she`s PREGNANT

[Blackbaronfish]

Welcome back...I hope the spam question didn't fool you too much

BBF

[Raj]

aye up frank, Edna's been looking for you earlier

she`s saying she`s PREGNANT

That is impossible, Bri. We all know she was neutered in 1978 when Social Services discovered the remains of several half eaten babies under her bed

[poguemahone]

aye up frank, Edna's been looking for you earlier

she`s saying she`s PREGNANT

you dont know how funny that is, because frank actually did get edna pregnant in 1974
frank and edna have a son, alan, who was born on the steps outside hanley registry office, with sore fingers through hanging on until the wedding ceremony was over.
frank and edna split up 12 months later, mainly because of the drink related violence, gambling, domestic abuse, and continuous adultery
i dont know how frank managed to put up with it for 12 months

[eboswan]

I feel your pain frank are the nightmares getting any better

[poguemahone]

:lol: I feel your pain frank are the nightmares getting any better

many people dont realise that alan is franks son because he looks just like edna, mainly because he dresses up in womens clothes
i dont think frank has seen alan, or helen as she likes to be called these days, for about 10 years

[eboswan]

:lol: I feel your pain frank are the nightmares getting any better

many people dont realise that alan is franks son because he looks just like edna, mainly because he dresses up in womens clothes
i dont think frank has seen alan, or helen as she likes to be called these days, for about 10 years

so alan also has a broken nose bad teeth ,bad breath,a limp and a distinct smell

[Raj]

...just like edna, mainly because he dresses up in womens clothes

Women's clothes !!! You are putting me right off Edna, old chap !!! I always imagined her to be perpetually in the nude .... like Titian's Venus ... or Ruben's Leda ... or Little Britain's Bubbles De Vere