pea up the nose

[air gun]

man gets home from work and sits down to eat his dinner. steak chips and peas. he hits a pea with his fork it flys off his knife and flys right up his nose. he says to the wife you have long nails see if you can get it out. she says its not enough I have to wash your pants 7 nights a week. now you want me to pick your nose. the wife said our ann is in the front room with her boyfriend and he works for st johns ambulance. see if he can get it out. anyway. he comes in and says I can get it out. what you have to do is tilt your head back. I will put 2 fingers on the tip of your nose. pull it back and you give a quick blow.and it should come right out. sure enough the pea dropped right out. the lad said the way I did that I should be a doctor. the man said the smell on your fingers you should be my son in law.

[eboswan]

ok that's not too bad I suppose........but we are watching you fella

[air gun]

ok that's not too bad I suppose........but we are watching you fella

its only jokes and fun mate. no harm intended.

[eboswan]

ok that's not too bad I suppose........but we are watching you fella

its only jokes and fun mate. no harm intended.

who told you those jokes were funny......we will ban then instead

[air gun]

ok that's not too bad I suppose........but we are watching you fella

its only jokes and fun mate. no harm intended.

who told you those jokes were funny......we will ban then instead

you know you had a little chuckle

[eboswan]

it was more of a snigger rather than a chuckle

[air gun]

it was more of a snigger rather than a chuckle