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FREE PHONE

Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2020 1:47 pm
by poguemahone
AN ABSOLUTE MONSTER OF AN 82 YEAR OLD SLAPPER IN THE PUB LAST NIGHT, WAS OFFERING TO SHOW HER TITS TO ANYONE WHO WOULD BUY HER A DRINK. AT THE END OF THE NIGHT SHE WAS OFFERING A BRAND NEW IPHONE6 TO ANYONE WHO'D TAKE HER HOME AND HAVE SEX WITH HER.
IT TURNS OUT THE FREE IPHONE6 SHE WAS OFFERING IS JUST AN OLD BASIC SAMSUNG WITH THE CAPS LOCK STUCK ON :o

Re: FREE PHONE

Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2020 6:17 pm
by eboswan
OH DEAR, I, VE ALSO MET HER :o SHE MUST SPEND HER TIME TRAVELING AROUND PUBS.

Re: FREE PHONE

Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2020 10:26 pm
by Raj
DIDNT SHE GO BY THE NAME OF ........... HMMMMM ........ WHAT WAS IT AGAIN ....... EDNA? :twisted:

Re: FREE PHONE

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2020 8:39 pm
by Blackbaronfish
I went firstπŸ€ͺ.... I’ve replied on my iPhone 6 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Re: FREE PHONE

Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2020 8:53 pm
by eboswan
:twisted: sorry fellas, I have an itch that you guys should be aware of :o :mrgreen:

Re: FREE PHONE

Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2020 10:27 pm
by poguemahone
eboswan wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 20, 2020 8:53 pm
:twisted: sorry fellas, I have an itch that you guys should be aware of :o :mrgreen:
probably twin lamb disease bri, call the vet in the morning ;)

Re: FREE PHONE

Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2020 9:22 am
by eboswan
poguemahone wrote: ↑
Wed Jan 22, 2020 10:27 pm
eboswan wrote: ↑
Mon Jan 20, 2020 8:53 pm
:twisted: sorry fellas, I have an itch that you guys should be aware of :o :mrgreen:
probably twin lamb disease bri, call the vet in the morning ;)
Will do :(