The Turkeys take on Christmas

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Roger5
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The Turkeys take on Christmas

Fri Dec 27, 2019 12:18 pm

I wrote this back in 2015, bit late, but thought I'd like to share it

Christmas Day is here at last
A time to think of times gone past
And just to make the day complete
A bird with stuffing, up its arse
He really didn't want to die
And meet his maker in the sky
But he wasn't keen on coming back
With all that stuffing up his crack
The pearly gates were open wide
The turkeys marched in side by side
Every year it's been their fate
To wind up on a dinner plate
With sage and onion up their rear
It's the same shit, just a different year!
Wishing everyone a happy new year. Rog

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Re: The Turkeys take on Christmas

Fri Dec 27, 2019 6:50 pm

:lol: :lol:
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