Air Arms Owners Club

roses are green
violets are green
the canal is green
the bridges are green
the sky is green
people comin out of the blue bell pub are green
everythings green
oh no, now everythings black
think i need new batteries in my night vision goggles

daft sod.
I can recommend Amplus batteries

BBF

One I sent to a lady friend.
Roses are red,
They're also quite thorny.







This little rhyme,
Is really quite corny.

What were you thinking you dirty bitch?