nut allergy
Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2019 10:11 pm
a bloke was lying collapsed on the floor in the pub last night, his face all swollen and sore.
the landlord asked what was wrong with him ?
i said ''he's eaten half a packet of nuts''
landlord said ''has he got a nut allergy'' ?
i said ''no, they were my fuckin nuts''
the landlord asked what was wrong with him ?
i said ''he's eaten half a packet of nuts''
landlord said ''has he got a nut allergy'' ?
i said ''no, they were my fuckin nuts''