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nut allergy

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2019 10:11 pm
by poguemahone
a bloke was lying collapsed on the floor in the pub last night, his face all swollen and sore.
the landlord asked what was wrong with him ?
i said ''he's eaten half a packet of nuts''
landlord said ''has he got a nut allergy'' ?
i said ''no, they were my fuckin nuts''

Re: nut allergy

Posted: Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:53 am
by eboswan
:lol: :lol:

Re: nut allergy

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:42 pm
by Raj
I love you, Steve ,,, :lol:

Re: nut allergy

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:43 pm
by Raj
Give my regards to your mother-in-law ... she who cannot be named!

Re: nut allergy

Posted: Fri Apr 19, 2019 10:49 pm
by poguemahone
Raj wrote:
Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:43 pm
Give my regards to your mother-in-law ... she who cannot be named!
aye up Raj me owd duck, at o'rate muck ? dust ere, ar anner seyn thee kickin abite much on ere youth ;)