Air Arms Owners Club

jehovahs witnesses have applied for planning permission to build a kingdom hall at the end of the street.
i've objected as i'm worried there'll be a ''knock on'' effect

If they do knock on your door (hatch), answer them naked, and ask if they woud like a coffee, as your huband "Roger" has just put the kettle on!

Nearly forgot
also do the "Aeroplane"

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