Johnny

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Johnny

Fri Mar 01, 2019 11:12 pm

A teacher asked her class how many of them were Jeremy Corbyn fans.

Not really knowing what a Jeremy Corbyn fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands... except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again.

Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a Jeremy Corbyn fan.'
The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you a Jeremy Corbyn fan?'

Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Conservative.'
The teacher asked him why he's a Conservative.

Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mum's a Conservative and my Dad's a Conservative, so I'm a Conservative.'

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your Mum was a moron and your Dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'

Little Johnny replied, 'A Jeremy Corbyn fan.'
Did I mention that I'm the only one to have attended EVERY meet since we started

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Re: Johnny

Sat Mar 02, 2019 8:08 am

:lol: :lol:
IS MY SIGNATURE BIGGER THAN RAYS. Cz 452 american .22+sak mod
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