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yorkshire blood transfusion

Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2017 10:26 pm
by wastrel
so, a multi millionaire businessman fell ill & with an operation needed, a tranfusion was required rather pronto, having a rare bloodgroup, a nationwide search was codnucted & a donor from yorkshire was located & duly gave the required donation!
the donator was not dissapointed to recieve a bmw car & a large cash donation to his bank account by way of thanks!
a few months later said millionaire fell ill again & said yorkshireman was only to eager to help with a donation, this time he recieved (by way of thanks) a box of milk tray chocolates & nowt else!!
he complained to the supervising surgeon that he`d previously been handsomely rewarded for his donation but this time, well, a slap in the chops wouldn`t be far out, the surgeon replied
"Yeah, but now he has Yorkshire blood in his veins"!

Re: yorkshire blood transfusion

Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2017 9:15 am
by Blackbaronfish
Ha ha I knew that was coming.
I don’t think they are really tight....they just waste not.

BBF

Re: yorkshire blood transfusion

Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2017 2:21 pm
by wastrel
Blackbaronfish wrote:Ha ha I knew that was coming.
I don’t think they are really tight....they just waste not.

BBF

your answer Ray actually raises my hackles, the answer actually sums up Scot`s too, we had a rep for being thrifty, carefull with money & never to simply `splash out` but the cheapest joke was/is to call us mean- like you say, there is a difference!

Re: yorkshire blood transfusion

Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2017 11:26 pm
by poguemahone
copper wire was invented by a scotsman and a yorkshireman fighting over a penny

Re: yorkshire blood transfusion

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 12:02 am
by Blackbaronfish
Don't start him off :lol: :lol: :lol:

BBF

Re: yorkshire blood transfusion

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2017 7:47 am
by eboswan
poguemahone wrote:copper wire was invented by a scotsman and a yorkshireman fighting over a penny

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: yorkshire blood transfusion

Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2017 9:39 pm
by nevada cowboy
The Scots are amongst the most generous and hospitable people in the world.

Re: yorkshire blood transfusion

Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2017 10:01 pm
by eboswan
nevada cowboy wrote:The Scots are amongst the most generous and hospitable people in the world.



No no that's the welsh :mrgreen:

Re: yorkshire blood transfusion

Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2017 10:41 pm
by TenMetrePeter
nevada cowboy wrote:The Scots are amongst the most generous and hospitable people in the world.

Correct, they are amongst the English mostly.

Re: yorkshire blood transfusion

Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2017 1:25 pm
by FPoole
poguemahone wrote:copper wire was invented by a scotsman and a yorkshireman fighting over a penny

Apparently we got our Grand Canyon when a Scotsman or Yorkshireman dropped a penny down a gophers hole.