heres a few

[poguemahone]

went in a shop and asked for a green union jack. shopkeeper said ''we only do union jacks in red white and blue''
i said ''i'll have a blue one then please''

a woman said to me in the pub ''hi, my names carmen, because i like cars and men, whats your name'' ??
i said ''boddingtonsfanny''

as the dog sat watching the orchestra, he stared at the conductor and thought...........just throw the feckin thing.

they say that having sex burns off as many calories as running 8 miles, but who the fook can run 8 miles in 45 seconds.

since i downloaded ''adblocker'' on my computer, all the hot, horny, single women in my area seem to have lost interest in me.

if you hold a mackerel to your ear and listen, you can just about hear the bloke behind the fish counter in tesco,
telling you to put it back.

[Blackbaronfish]

Me thinks the joke police are wanting to talk to you

BBF

[eboswan]

Me thinks the joke police are wanting to talk to you

BBF

I hope so ..

[poguemahone]

Me thinks the joke police are wanting to talk to you

BBF

I hope so ..

at least someone wants to talk then

[eboswan]

Female police officer..." anything you say can and will be held against you"

Me......"tits"

[Blackbaronfish]

Female police officer..." anything you say can and will be held against you"

Me......"tits"

BBF