Air Arms Owners Club

a couple of not so bright sparks were having a pint in their local, a woman nearby was having a bar lunch when she started to choke, frantically she fell to the floor clutching her throat, one of them jumped up shouting "leave this to me-can you breath luv?"
the lady frantically shook her head
"are you chocking?" he asked calmly
she furiously nodded
he knelt down & lifted her skirt, he licked her buttock causing said lady to convulse & offending food piece to shoot out of her mouth, normal breathing soon resumed & all was well!
bloke sits back down & sez to his pal "I thought that Hind Lick Manoover was bollocks, but hey, there you go!"

Ohhh, no, well, oh yes actually, that's worth cleaning up to put on Facetwit!