this is a true story not a joke, but (I think) funny as hell, go`s on a bit but stick with it,
the gaffer has been serving (primary mind) school kids their dinners since 1999 in a building separate from the school building, (comes relevant later, trust me) anyhoo, the staff are all local, know most if not all of the kids or their families, nowadays she`s serving even kids of kids she served in the past, & they know who`re the wee toe rags, whose parent(s) just don`t have much, there`ll be a wee scoop extra of chips with a wink here & there, she`s so softly spoken & simply the kindest person I`ve ever met, the kids just love her, & over the years, there have been the occasional group of giggling young boys, with one ashen faced laddy & one will shout "Allen (or whoever) says he fancies you Jacky" cue fits of giggles & sometimes floods of tears from the mortified young boy who`s let his tounge slip, but that`s just a crush & normal for most youngsters, but one day her friend Doreen the cleaner comes up & sez "I may as well tell you, someone`s written summit about you on the wall of the boys toilet, we`ve tried to clean it with everything to no avail & have had to call in the council painters to paint it out"
`J` s shoulders slumped, she said "Oh god, do I really need to hear what they`ve written"?
Doreen said "actually, it`s not that bad, it says Jacky No1 milf"
as she`s telling me the story she said "I said to Doreen shocked---what`s MILF "?
I laughed for days at the graffiti & her genuine ignorance, accused her jokingly of leading young lads astray with her flirtatious ways
anyhoo, Doreen comes by later & says "whaddyya think O those cheeky sod painters, asked if they could have their dinner over here, I told them to----right off & get to their van" (she has a tongue Doreen, let me tell you)
so, that`s the gaffer, an adolescents fantasy, apparently!
No1 milf
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I was always told this...
You dont look at the mantle piece whilst poking the fire....and you don't attempt to poke the fire if you have a little stick.
It was quite a few years before i really got what it meant.
She's a bonnie lass and im sure she IS the gaffer
BBF
You dont look at the mantle piece whilst poking the fire....and you don't attempt to poke the fire if you have a little stick.
It was quite a few years before i really got what it meant.
She's a bonnie lass and im sure she IS the gaffer
BBF
Did I mention that I'm the only one to have attended EVERY meet since we started
Re: No1 milf
I was married to my Chemistry teacher for ages ... weell, in my mind anyway !
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What does she see in you si
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